The Hayter Den

Ok, I'm pretty sure someone has already thought of this, i mean it is the internet, but still, i call dibs on this idea. so i was sitting around when i thought i heard someone say "Anubis". you know, like the Egyptian god of death Anubis. Then I thought "Anoobis.......lolz....wait....OMG"

I was surfing the web when I found this article. read this before reading forward.

So, after putting up my last blog post, I started thinking about some things. If you know your interweb memes then you know that the internet is for porn (WoW video on youtube, look it up), and its made of cats (previous blog post). My question is.....What Powers the Web? My guess is....Pikachu. Yes, thats right, the Pokemon Pikachu is powering the internet. actually, I think it is powered by multiple pikachus. My guess is that they have them caged up in a cellar in japan, and then from there it runs around the world, powering the intenet. I mean, think about it: one, its a rodent, and people luv to have rodents power things by spinning wheels and such. second, its an electric rodent, which means they are harvesting its electrical powers. If you have any ideas, then post them in the comment section. p.s. i'll probably rip on it unless i find it suitable, cuz you know, its what i do....right?

So, I was surfing the web when I found a video called "The Internet is Made of Cats". Before i show it to you I should probably explain some things. First of all, I hate real cats (I'll explain/rant on them later), second of all, I LUV LolCats. so when I found this video I was very pleased. Obviously I'm showing you this video because I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did. Ok, here it is:

So I have noticed that a lot of bad things are happening to people around me, usually when I'm around. so i have decided to document these incidents, since they make great stories later on. I have decided to call these series of events "Don't F**k with Parker", or for short DFP (kinda like FMLs). So, here is the first recorded DFP:

Because of the fact that this blog is currently titled "The Hayter Den", I suppose I should probably share some of the things i hate. Today I will rant and hate about: Pirates. One of the main reasons I hate pirates is the old pirates v. ninja argument. Whats to argue? How the deuce does anybody think that a pirate could beat a ninja. To begin with, a true, lone ninja does not team up with other ninjas in fear of "The Inverse Ninja Theory" (the only reason they wouldn't is if they are working for an evil overlord/etc.). So because of them being alone, INT pretty clearly states that they would wipe the floor with a crew of pirates. but just for the sake of arguing lets say INT doesn't come into play, then the pirates are probably too drunk to fight anyway. How does someone expect a drunken pirate with a black powder pistol to hit the agile ninja? it doesn't make sense. I could go on, and i probably will later, but for now I'm tired.

So, I was browsing Facebook when I saw a status my friend had posted: friend said "has an idea for a board game like Hungry Hungry Hippos. It's called Angry Angry Atheists. Instead of little white dots, there are tiny little bibles, and instead of hungry hippos, there are raging professors with torches. I think it'll sell out at Harvard."