not Anubis, its Anoobis...
by Dr. McLolcat on Nov.22, 2009, under Ideas
Ok, I'm pretty sure someone has already thought of this, i mean it is the internet, but still, i call dibs on this idea. so i was sitting around when i thought i heard someone say "Anubis". you know, like the Egyptian god of death Anubis. Then I thought "Anoobis.......lolz....wait....OMG"
Here is a picture of what i think he would look like:
Dating Gaming
by Dr. McLolcat on Nov.22, 2009, under Shtuff
I was surfing the web when I found this article. read this before reading forward.
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WOW, I mean really? I mean i've even thought of it before, but still. poor girls.....i should say more on this.....but no.
What's Powering the Interwebz?
by Dr. McLolcat on Nov.22, 2009, under Ideas
So, after putting up my last blog post, I started thinking about some things. If you know your interweb memes then you know that the internet is for porn (WoW video on youtube, look it up), and its made of cats (previous blog post). My question is.....What Powers the Web? My guess is....Pikachu. Yes, thats right, the Pokemon Pikachu is powering the internet. actually, I think it is powered by multiple pikachus. My guess is that they have them caged up in a cellar in japan, and then from there it runs around the world, powering the intenet. I mean, think about it: one, its a rodent, and people luv to have rodents power things by spinning wheels and such. second, its an electric rodent, which means they are harvesting its electrical powers. If you have any ideas, then post them in the comment section. p.s. i'll probably rip on it unless i find it suitable, cuz you know, its what i do....right?
oh, and remember, haters gonna hate
The Internet is Made of Cats
by Dr. McLolcat on Nov.22, 2009, under videos
So, I was surfing the web when I found a video called "The Internet is Made of Cats". Before i show it to you I should probably explain some things. First of all, I hate real cats (I'll explain/rant on them later), second of all, I LUV LolCats. so when I found this video I was very pleased. Obviously I'm showing you this video because I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did. Ok, here it is:
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DFP: Its my hat.....
by Dr. McLolcat on Nov.22, 2009, under DFP
So I have noticed that a lot of bad things are happening to people around me, usually when I'm around. so i have decided to document these incidents, since they make great stories later on. I have decided to call these series of events "Don't F**k with Parker", or for short DFP (kinda like FMLs). So, here is the first recorded DFP:
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so i was hanging out with some friends of mine, we had just finished watching prince of persia (it was pretty good). I decided that i was going to wear my tuke (like beanie but more canadian). one of my friends thought it would be funny to steal my tuke. from here on i will speak in short, concise statements:
we leave theater and head towards our cars. girl follows me to my car. girl steals hat. i steal hat back. girl jumps on my back to steal hat again. girl is shorter and heavier then me. i fall over onto girl. girls hits head which makes nasty bump and breaks leg. so now she knows that you....Don't F**k with Parker.
ok, i'm not a complete jackass, i drove her to the ER, in the middle of the night. the doctors drugged and patched her up quickly enough, so i took her home. She was pretty cool about it, saying it was her fault.
so that was the first DFP. as much as i want to have more of these stories, I don't want my friends getting seriously injured all the time. But despite that I would't be surprised if another happens soon enough.
oh, and remember, hater gonna hate