DFP: Its my hat.....
by Dr. McLolcat on Nov.22, 2009, under DFP
So I have noticed that a lot of bad things are happening to people around me, usually when I'm around. so i have decided to document these incidents, since they make great stories later on. I have decided to call these series of events "Don't F**k with Parker", or for short DFP (kinda like FMLs). So, here is the first recorded DFP:
so i was hanging out with some friends of mine, we had just finished watching prince of persia (it was pretty good). I decided that i was going to wear my tuke (like beanie but more canadian). one of my friends thought it would be funny to steal my tuke. from here on i will speak in short, concise statements:
we leave theater and head towards our cars. girl follows me to my car. girl steals hat. i steal hat back. girl jumps on my back to steal hat again. girl is shorter and heavier then me. i fall over onto girl. girls hits head which makes nasty bump and breaks leg. so now she knows that you....Don't F**k with Parker.
ok, i'm not a complete jackass, i drove her to the ER, in the middle of the night. the doctors drugged and patched her up quickly enough, so i took her home. She was pretty cool about it, saying it was her fault.
so that was the first DFP. as much as i want to have more of these stories, I don't want my friends getting seriously injured all the time. But despite that I would't be surprised if another happens soon enough.
oh, and remember, hater gonna hate
About Me
- Dr. McLolcat
- Hey, My real name is Parker, and I live in california. I'm lots of things, those included being: gamer, wake/snowboarder, webcomic fanatic, mild philosopher and a general enthusiast. Thats it for now.
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