The Hayter Den

Because of the fact that this blog is currently titled "The Hayter Den", I suppose I should probably share some of the things i hate. Today I will rant and hate about: Pirates. One of the main reasons I hate pirates is the old pirates v. ninja argument. Whats to argue? How the deuce does anybody think that a pirate could beat a ninja. To begin with, a true, lone ninja does not team up with other ninjas in fear of "The Inverse Ninja Theory" (the only reason they wouldn't is if they are working for an evil overlord/etc.). So because of them being alone, INT pretty clearly states that they would wipe the floor with a crew of pirates. but just for the sake of arguing lets say INT doesn't come into play, then the pirates are probably too drunk to fight anyway. How does someone expect a drunken pirate with a black powder pistol to hit the agile ninja? it doesn't make sense. I could go on, and i probably will later, but for now I'm tired.