The Hayter Den

Because of the fact that this blog is currently titled "The Hayter Den", I suppose I should probably share some of the things i hate. Today I will rant and hate about: Pirates. One of the main reasons I hate pirates is the old pirates v. ninja argument. Whats to argue? How the deuce does anybody think that a pirate could beat a ninja. To begin with, a true, lone ninja does not team up with other ninjas in fear of "The Inverse Ninja Theory" (the only reason they wouldn't is if they are working for an evil overlord/etc.). So because of them being alone, INT pretty clearly states that they would wipe the floor with a crew of pirates. but just for the sake of arguing lets say INT doesn't come into play, then the pirates are probably too drunk to fight anyway. How does someone expect a drunken pirate with a black powder pistol to hit the agile ninja? it doesn't make sense. I could go on, and i probably will later, but for now I'm tired.

So, I was browsing Facebook when I saw a status my friend had posted: friend said "has an idea for a board game like Hungry Hungry Hippos. It's called Angry Angry Atheists. Instead of little white dots, there are tiny little bibles, and instead of hungry hippos, there are raging professors with torches. I think it'll sell out at Harvard."

Just so everyone knows...I LOVE NINJAS. I'll go more in-depth later/eventually, but for now i will get to the point. So I was reading one of my favorite web comics, Dr. McNinja, when i came upon this particular comic. It talks about "Inverse Ninja Theory", while i've never heard of such a thing before, it helps so many things make sense. INT states that a lone ninja is an unstoppable elite force, but when you have a group of ninjas, they become incompetent and worthless. This solve so many questions, like how ninjas (when controlled by evil overlords) always lose to the stupid protagonist. Its because they were sent by the horde-load. if only one was sent, then the the overlord could have achieved world domination, but unfortunately evil overlords usually think "the bigger the horde, the better". And that leads to their untimely demises, unless there is a sequel, then they come back with zombies, but thats for another time. Well, thats all for now on theories.

hey, welcome to the hayter den. the first thing I should probably do is explain the name of this blog. so my friend and I were hanging out and we both decided that we would create blogs. Not only did we decide to make blogs, but we also code-named each other, He is Troll Man, and I am Hayter (like Hater, but with a random "y" for emphasis, don't ask, just agree). Because these two events happened at the same time, we decided we would name our blogs after our code names. Obviously this is my blog, and here is my friend's. Now, since the title has been mostly explained, I will give you a peek at some of the things that might fill up my blog: videos, stories, zombie theory, gaming opinions, etc.